Résumé

I’ve done some things.

What's happening?
- WHAT??? Bacon Ranch Popcorn, you say? I'll take it! http://t.co/9JwxUZvo
Some light reading…
AdRants | Top Story
- Fallon Brilliantly Re-Works Bohemian Rhapsody For Cosmopolitan
  If only the Cosmopolitan's actual guests were as cosmopolitan as the guests in this new commercial for the Las Vegas casino. […]
Texts from Last Night
- (810): Before I roll over explain...
  (810): Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor. […]
- (716): i ordered a pipe on amazon,...
  (716): i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents. […]
- (603): a pansexual with facepaint...
  (603): a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds. […]

Keeping it Real Since 1983.
Made in Meadville, PA

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