Got a Bee Problem?
makes me laugh random thoughtsPublished April 26, 2011 at 5:13 pm No CommentsI spotted it yesterday while driving to rehearsal and my mind immediately took a thought and ran with it.
A pickup truck labeled “THE BEE HUNTER” is what I am so cryptically referring.
I don’t know what about it that was so humorous to me, but all I could picture for the rest of my drive down Lebanon Church Road and into McKeesport was some burly bounty hunter:
- Stalking through tall grass
- Setting trip-lines
- Punching them in their stupid bee faces
- Having tiny bee heads mounted above his fireplace

Shouldn't this sticker be "I H8 BEES"?
Their poor font selection aside, The Bee Hunter (AKA Jim Abraham) looks to be a reputable service. I hate bees as much as the next guy and I know that if I’m ever thrust into a living situation where bees have become a nuisance of any kind they’ll bee getting my business.

